DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND WATCH THIS
oh for fucks sake
whys his mom such a smug little bitch you can tell shes thinking ‘im not allowed to have fun and neither are you’
666 play with wizards every day
high till i die

Captain’s Log: YESSSSSSSSSSSS I’M PEPPER POTS I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE HERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM COULSON
YES YES I AM BADASS
WAIT!!! TONY STARK WAS BORN IN MAY 29TH, HE SHOULD BE A GEMINI!!!!
AW YISS Nick Furry Motha fuckas.
I am the Son of Coul. This pleases me.
Nick Fury?
I’m greatly flatteredBlack Widow?
I approve.
Fuck yeah, Libra. 8)
Im Tonnnyyyyy <3 <3
Coulson. Heck yes.
Dave Talkin To Jade…
(Sh*t was funny… just felt like reading it…)
I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW
HOLY SHITFUCK IT’S DANTE SPEAKING AS DAVE I’M OGNNA ADIE\E
Dante… you are amazing.
Hey guys, check out what I bought today!
martin freeman is the new mike wazowski
^^^ omFG
*turning off tv*
Watson: I don’t believe it…
Sherlock: Oh, John…
Watson: I’m… on the cover of a DVD!!!
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50


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